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Aug 1

If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
Aug 1
gilgameshscrotch:

こしあん

gilgameshscrotch:

こしあん

Aug 1

papoteer:

zanmetsun:

More like 50 shades of horrible luck idk.

featuring raw ass

Aug 1

butterpaint:

The dream team

Aug 1
empty-casket:

Making magic with these beautiful Rainbow Mystic Quartz crystals💖🌈✨ #emptycasket #crystals #rainbow #mystic #quartz #pretty

empty-casket:

Making magic with these beautiful Rainbow Mystic Quartz crystals💖🌈✨
#emptycasket #crystals #rainbow #mystic #quartz #pretty

Aug 1
shinichameleon:

By Wins.

shinichameleon:

By Wins.

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ri8:

Fate/stay night と Fate/hollow ataraxiaらくがきいろいろ

Aug 1
panncakez:

I just… why?

panncakez:

I just… why?